Political Correctness

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America  

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES. '

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS .
And furthermore


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'


2. She is not ' EASY ' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '


4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO- BIT HOOKER' - She is a

' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


3. He does not ' GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '


4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'